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Break Up Lines

If your partner said these words to you , it might be over ( might is a might 🙂 )

“You deserve someone better”
“You know , I’ll be jealous to your future wife/husband” (even if your still in a relationship)
“I’m tired , of all of this , this relationship is all about you”
“You know what , you look better in someones arms ”
“Hey , look my ex girlfriend/boyfriend just called me” ( she/he says with the spark in the eye , she/he look excited than disgust)
“Your friends seems to hate me , it might be better if you move on”
“I broke your heart a lot of times already , it might be better if you stop loving me”

“Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.”

“I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready to accept.”

” You actually are more nice that what I anticipated.I am sorry but I don’t like people who are overprotective”

“You are so rude and you don’t even care for me.You know girls want someone who is very nice and protective ( This one can work if top excuse fails 🙂 )
” Yesterday one of friend saw you with another girl. Do you care to tell me who she was?”
“I’m feeling all cloudy since the moment I heard that you were at the market with another guy/gal. This relationship demands a revision.”
“Let’s face it! We just can’t go on lying to each other forever… I hope you got what I’m talking about.”


Then here is my favorite lines: TOP 5

1: “I love you but I’m not in love with you.”
Translation: “I’m not attracted to you anymore. Sure, I might have been in the past but those feelings are long gone.“

#2: “It’s not you – it’s me!”
Translation: Once again, “I’m not attracted to you anymore.”

Are you starting to see a pattern here? A relationship begins and ends with attraction. When the latter is gone the former soon follows.

#3: “I’m too busy for a relationship right now.”
Translation: “This relationship is more trouble than it’s worth and I’m better off without you.”

There’s no such thing as a perfect relationship – each comes with the good and the bad. And the reason that some work out while others don’t is a direct result of this ratio. You see, every one of us will put up with enough “bads” when the “goods” are plenty in supply.

Therefore, in a case such as this, take a hard look at where you’re “lacking” and reverse that ratio. In fact, go grab a pen and make a list – it will be an eye-opener (as long as you’re objective) and will point you in the right direction.

#4 : “I’m falling for you – too hard (and too fast) – and I’m scared!”

If she hit you with this one then you’re in luck (maybe). One of two things could be happening here:

1) She digs you but your game’s too “tight.” As far as the latter’s concerned – not necessarily a bad thing but if this one’s a keeper you’ll have to tone it down and show her your softer side. In short, reassurance is your best friend here.

2) She’s just plain crazy, in which case, cut your losses and move on. Sticking around will bring you nothing but headaches – or worse – the tables will turn and you’ll end up in heartache.

#5: “You deserve someone better.”
Translation: “I’ll be looking elsewhere to get what you can’t give me.”

“Thanks honey but I like you just fine – let me be the judge of what I deserve.”

Now, that would be a good response to a literal translation but you and I both know that’s not what she means. So give her what she wants or get out of her way.

And there you have it gentlemen… 5 of the most common breakup excuses you’ve either heard or will definitely hear at some point in your dating endeavors.

Now, the million dollar question, “What to do about it?”

Glad you asked. Here goes:

1) Give the situation time and space – DO NOT try to force a change of heart.

2) Analyze (in excruciating detail) what you may or may not have done to bring this about.

3) Take a stepwise approach to correcting the problem.

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Then here is the classic one , not one of favorite but still solid ( hahaha)

” I will give your life back , I know you suffered much from me ” — this is classic ! hahaha

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Here Are Some Breaking Up Warning Signs


1. If you’ve been hurt physically.
Ignore excuses and apologies; if violence has surfaced, it will surface again. Get out at the very first strike. This goes for men, too. If your partner, pushes, kicks, shoves or slaps you and/or throw things at you; GET OUT. Physical violence isn’t acceptable from either sex.

2. When you’re totally incompatible.
If your partner’s dream is to travel the road as a wandering musician and you’re a city person with ambitions, one or both of you will probably be unhappy if you stay together. Relationships have a better chance at being successful with people whom we share similar values and goals.

3. When he or she isn’t even close to your fantasy.
You may be tempted to stay with someone just because they’re available and willing, but this is generally a bad idea. There should be some chemistry in order to have a successful future.

4. When he or she just can’t say I love you.
Even if there’s chemistry, if someone can’t express their love for you with affectionate gestures, nurturing, and the words “I love you,” you’ll never really feel satisfied with them.

5. When he or she just isn’t there for you.
If you’ve been together a while and can’t count on him or her to come get you if your car breaks down, or to attend family or work events, then you don’t have a solid relationship.

6. When you’re afraid to express yourself.
Being in love should bring out the best in you. It should help you to be less self-conscious and make you more open and alive. If you feel like you’re walking on eggshells all the time because your partner is emotionally volatile and verbally abusive, it’s probably a sign that this is not the right relationship for you.

7. When your self-esteem is suffering.
If your relationship is demeaning, makes you feel bad about yourself, leaves you feeling like you’re not heard, and you’re getting more criticism than praise, then it’s time to end it. A good relationship makes you feel respected and loved, worthwhile and good about yourself.

8. When he or she is a philanderer.
Serial philanderers usually have a pattern of behavior. If you discover your mate has that kind of history, don’t believe “never again.” The heartache and torment will never end.

9. When he or she commits an unforgivable act.
There are single acts so horrid that they should mean the END. If he or she sleeps with your best friend, is disrespectful to your family, consistently criticizes and undermines you, stands you up at the altar, or commits murder, end the relationship with no second chances.

10. When the same problems recur again and again.
Loving someone doesn’t always guarantee you can spend the rest of your lives together. If you’ve broken up and reunited and you’re still having the same fights, the same problems or different versions of the same problem, especially if you’ve tried relationship counseling, it’s probably best to end the relationship. Saying, “things will be better” and actually making things better by changing attitudes and behaviors aren’t the same thing. The former is lip service and mollification; the latter is growth.

11. When he or she says, “I need some space.”
The relationship seems to have stalled and your partner says something like, “I want time,” or “I want space,” or “I think we should see other people,” or “I need to devote myself to my career.” Almost always, what he or she means is “I want out.” These things happen, don’t drag it out. You might say, “Sounds like you want to break up. I’m sorry you feel that way, but I understand. I hope we can remain friends.”

12. When the relationship just doesn’t progress.
Relationships have a natural progression. If you’re not progressing and you can’t pinpoint the cause, you might want to try couple’s counseling. However, if he or she won’t go, or goes but doesn’t think there’s a problem or can’t see his or her role in the problem, and/or uses counseling to blame and trash you while exonerating him- or herself, the relationship is coming to an end.

by Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

20 Crazy Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

* Question #1: If you had to live out the rest of your life as a famous fictional character, who would you be and why?
* Question #2: Which one song describes your life the best? Why?
* Question #3: If you had to be an animal for one week, which animal would you choose to be? And what would you do?
* Question #4: If money were no object, what would you do for someone in your life?
* Question #5: If you could be given another talent or ability, what would you want it to be?
* Question #6: If your life was a book, what would be the title and how would your story end?
* Question #7: If you were a famous movie star, what types of movies would you star in?
* Question #8: Let’s say you had to lose one of your five senses (sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell) Which one would you choose? Why?
* Question #9: If you were invisible for one day and could go anywhere without being detected, where would you go and what would you do?
* Question #10: What is the craziest gift you ever received from someone?
* Question #11: If today was your last day on Earth and tomorrow aliens were taking you away to travel through space, how would you spend your last day on earth?
* Question #12: When you were a little kid, what character on TV did you have a crush on?
* Question #13: If you could trade jobs with anyone else in the world, who would you trade jobs with? Why?
* Question #14: If you were Barack Obama for one full day, what would you do with your presidential power?
* Question #15: If you could change one thing about your family, what would you change? Why?
* Question #16: What is the most embarrassing moment you have ever had in your life?
* Question #17: If you could invite 10 people to your party and every single one of them would come, which ten people would you have come to your party?
* Question #18: Describe a vacation you would like to take if money were no object?
* Question #19: If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach?
* Question #20: If money were no object and you could get plastic surgery to look like anyone in the world, who would you choose to look like? Why?

One Piece is Back

After about 4 weeks of break. One Piece is back on manga circulation.
The Story starts after 2 years. The last time the story ended when Luffy and his crew started training for 2 years. Now they are back , after 2 years , no after 1 month.

Funny side of story , a fake straw hat crew appears , using the original crews fame to gain power. So nice , that the little know straw crew became notorious after Luffy charge ahead of the navy HQ.

Fake Luffy(Fat fake Luffy) and other fake crew members like Zorro , Sanji , Franky and etc.