Buy a Virus

* Customer: “Hi, I’d like to buy a virus.”
* Me: “You really don’t want a virus on your computer. What you need is anti-virus software.”
* Customer: “No, my son told me I need a virus, and that’s what I’d like.”
* Me: “No worries. You don’t need to buy a virus — you can just connect to the internet and download one.”

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